It is illegal to die in Parliament. If you do so, you can be arrested.
This next one is for the single ladies
Single women who go skydiving on Sunday will end up in jail.
Also, stop pranking on your friends, because...
It is illegal to kill a sick person by scaring them.
Maybe this next law is not that bad, actually
It is forbidden to wear
You think all of these laws are stupid? Take action!
Abolish the stupid laws!
Bob-haired professors cannot ask for pay raises
No ice cream allowed to eat on Bank Street on Sunday
It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday
It is forbidden to remove bandages in public
It is illegal to get married following a bet
It is forbidden to shave in the main street
It is illegal to make noise while eating your soup
It is illegal for women to ride in kimono
It is illegal to fish with a lasso
It is illegal to pretend that your parents are rich
Putting salt on a railroad track can be punishable by death
It is illegal for a woman to work topless unless she is employed in a tropical fish store
If someone knocks on your door and needs to use your toilet, you must let them in
It is illegal to allow dandelions to grow within the city limits
You must have at least two cows if you want to wear cowboy boots
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that could cause laughter in church
I, _______, resident of_________
want to abolish the stupidest law of my country.